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  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

michandchipzzz:

pigfarts-is-real-12:

iknowhowtospellprndl:

This will literally never get old.

I reblog this every time it appears on my dash

Is nobody going to talk about how Brian got outsassed

(Source: albuscarfypotter)

emojing:

legolube:

emojing:

this is for the girl in the dressing rooms who told me id look “much better in a crop top if you lost 10 pounds”

She was right

#1 delete ur shit blog
#2 delete ur shit attitude i aint dealing with your white boy shit

shipping-goggles:

Whoops my hand slipped
Sorry I’m not sorry
LOL I FEEL LIKE THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE THE SIMILARITIES ARE PRETTY STRIKING…

shipping-goggles:

Whoops my hand slipped

Sorry I’m not sorry

LOL I FEEL LIKE THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE THE SIMILARITIES ARE PRETTY STRIKING…

itfeelslikegold:

laurenfairweather:

My new song inspired by The Fault in Our Stars by John Green is here! This book means so much to me.

If you’d like to download the song, it is now available on iTunes and bandcamp.

Watch this! Then share the heck out of it! Lauren is the best.

itfeelslikegold:

laurenfairweather:

My new song inspired by The Fault in Our Stars by John Green is here! This book means so much to me.

If you’d like to download the song, it is now available on iTunes and bandcamp.

Watch this! Then share the heck out of it! Lauren is the best.

ask-thehooded:

OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU

(Source: artbymoga)

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

(Source: snailfairy)

insidiousinsides:

murderotic:

stryc:

scorpeous:

wolfwithmunchies:

laliberty:

Marijuana stops child’s severe seizures

more people need to know about this.

wow

This is incredible. Give the anti-weed propaganda a rest. Let’s stop condemning s plant that literally saves lives.

I saw this a few days ago.I find it crazy intresting. 

CBO cures, man. This is the 4th case I have seen where it helps prevent and almost stop seizures entirely in children who have been put on pill cocktails all their lives.

(Source: laliberty)

cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

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